Charlie Brooker: 2011 has been like an end-of-season finale. 2012 doesn't stand a chance
as happened this year, it is impossible to remember all at once
It's almost time to say goodbye to 2011, and as is my custom this time of year, I work on a review of the year, program type, and j 'I spent last week at a time to relive 2011 years, in the form of countless compilations released on DVD to celebrate the new year, and television programs. It's like your life flashing before his eyes, but places slower and more sunny.
After a while, it comes down to a spot on his head Impressionists. The long battle of Libya became a blur of asphalt, sand and black smoke interspersed with images of people repeatedly firing into the air, as if they had declared war in heaven. August riots look like a cross between a zombie movie Apocalypse edition of the extremely rude tube depressing Alex Zane. The economy is just a series of many satirical scroll on the screen while a voice recites the cliff, the words "on the edge ... ... ... ... empty abyss "over and over.
Some jumptrends. I never realized so many things that people filming on their smartphones during a war. You could see that walking in the back of news in the Arab spring, fortunately the collection of souvenir photos of the vehicles recently burned or lynched despots. However, at least that's the story: Today, the small box automatically prompts viewers to draw their techno-plates pocket and start shooting. A few weeks ago I went to turn the channel when I saw part of a concert on Channel 4 Ed Sheeran. It seemed that some 50% of the audience stood, pointing out small black boxes in his direction at all times. Reading and only get one shot of a blur to sing. So why bother? It seems particularly sterile as it was not a television crew filming the concert gift broadcast in high definition with stereo at the latest, free. And if the music recording, but just try to keep personal memories, why look at your phone screen while shooting? It's like not even exist in some way. I can understand they want to step back for a violent uprising, but at a concert? We are a curious species, when it comes to her.
- general, however, the most surprising of the year as a whole is how crowded the incident was. Last year, a woman dropped a cat in a bucket on wheels is different enough to make headlines around the world. This year, there were many things that are impossible to remember everything at once. Just drop massively important events of your brief, to surprise again when it falls on them later. Osama Bin Laden was murdered! I forgot that, did you? Do not worry, even the man who shot him may still fail too. If only I had shot with his iPhone.
- 2011 was like an episode of the season, last episode climax in which the multi-story arcs, come to mind. It is used for too much for a new year. How can you compete in 2012? No doubt, the event is bare cupboard. Unless the Earth is attacked by a code of 200 feet of the robot Bruno Tonioli machine screaming while copulating with global benchmarks - which at the time of writing, it seems unlikely -. You'll feel like a damp squib compared
not surprised to find Cameron made all this news: he pays the media to launch totally fictitious stories to distract us every time the cock up - as the campaign of military fiction Wag the Dog but with a little more variety. If so, then I have a new respect for the Prime Minister, has a vivid imagination. What is a nuclear reactor in Japan was a bold move. However, using these great stories, which he himself painted into a corner. The only way is up. The only way is rare. If its creation, its recent failure to Europe in style, we expect the press to announce that the accident CERN SuperCollider broke a hole through time and a swarm of pterodactyls flew. Or a camera crew to find the toy store Santa Claus. Or both.
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