Monday, December 12, 2011

postheadericon Charlie Brooker: 2011 has been like an end-of-season finale. 2012 doesn't stand a chance

as happened this year, it is impossible to remember all at once

It's almost time to say goodbye to 2011, and as is my custom this time of year, I work on a review of the year, program type, and j 'I spent last week at a time to relive 2011 years, in the form of countless compilations released on DVD to celebrate the new year, and television programs. It's like your life flashing before his eyes, but places slower and more sunny.

After a while, it comes down to a spot on his head Impressionists. The long battle of Libya became a blur of asphalt, sand and black smoke interspersed with images of people repeatedly firing into the air, as if they had declared war in heaven. August riots look like a cross between a zombie movie Apocalypse edition of the extremely rude tube depressing Alex Zane. The economy is just a series of many satirical scroll on the screen while a voice recites the cliff, the words "on the edge ... ... ... ... empty abyss "over and over.

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trends. I never realized so many things that people filming on their smartphones during a war. You could see that walking in the back of news in the Arab spring, fortunately the collection of souvenir photos of the vehicles recently burned or lynched despots. However, at least that's the story: Today, the small box automatically prompts viewers to draw their techno-plates pocket and start shooting. A few weeks ago I went to turn the channel when I saw part of a concert on Channel 4 Ed Sheeran. It seemed that some 50% of the audience stood, pointing out small black boxes in his direction at all times. Reading and only get one shot of a blur to sing. So why bother? It seems particularly sterile as it was not a television crew filming the concert gift broadcast in high definition with stereo at the latest, free. And if the music recording, but just try to keep personal memories, why look at your phone screen while shooting? It's like not even exist in some way. I can understand they want to step back for a violent uprising, but at a concert? We are a curious species, when it comes to her.

But then, perhaps, if the world clear timetable we will begin to focus more on what is happening right under our noses. If it is relatively quiet, David Cameron, is likely to start entering in the neck. If someone has enjoyed a year full of action, that's all. Each time the shit was about to hit the fan at Cameron in 2011, something dramatic happened somewhere else on the map and managed to escape unharmed during the commotion. It's like no one really believes he is responsible for anything, in much the same way that nobody seems to blame the cockroaches to Ant and Dec push the nose of Fatima Whitbread is because they are the singer: the same way, the news is a crazy game collection program and Cameron as one of many presenters. It appears from time to time, some complain that the development of new acceptable and blatant evil, then slips away with a shrug.

For a brief moment it looked in trouble during the summer. In July, he was honored for its links with Andy Coulson and Rebekah Brooks. In August, half the country was burned by posing for photos with a waitress in Tuscany. But in September of the economy was down the first page, and by October, it was the body of Muammar Gaddafi.

not surprised to find Cameron made all this news: he pays the media to launch totally fictitious stories to distract us every time the cock up - as the campaign of military fiction Wag the Dog but with a little more variety. If so, then I have a new respect for the Prime Minister, has a vivid imagination. What is a nuclear reactor in Japan was a bold move. However, using these great stories, which he himself painted into a corner. The only way is up. The only way is rare. If its creation, its recent failure to Europe in style, we expect the press to announce that the accident CERN SuperCollider broke a hole through time and a swarm of pterodactyls flew. Or a camera crew to find the toy store Santa Claus. Or both.



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