Thursday, October 13, 2011

postheadericon Future Tense: The Baby Cooper Dollar Bill

Baby Cooper Dollar Bill


an excerpt

A Day Doom

minding my own business, writing a novel happy not to think beyond the needs of the story, when suddenly the phrase "Bill Cooper Dollar Babies For example, was barely fifty years .... "

I looked at the sentence of 15 seconds. I knew what that meant. The whole story had appeared in my head simultaneously with the creation of this sentence the first concern. I wrote, "The short version:" and started. 1741 words later, I had the longest paragraph I had written. And one of the most frightening predictions that I wrote: aa +++ ... It was the good performance of software. You could create a monster and more interesting legal turn loose on society, they loose cannon in the coming decades. Baby Cooper Dollar Bill, for example, was only fifty years and the lawyers are likely to be more confidence in the fight to the end of the century, which would probably be worth more than the entire planet.

The short version: Cooper's grandfather thought it was cute. He bought a Trust dollar investment, the proceeds would be delivered to the first-born child of his only daughter (who was at that time only four years old) on his / her 21st birthday. And died, leaving a body of investment-oriented software (which was quickly termed "fairy godmother") to operate the trust without overloading human. The software entity the first dollar invested in Chinese labor contracts in exchange for uses optical three weeks prior to the approval of Pakistan, then the micro-future biotechnology eighteen days before Apple announced the development project Pippin. And so on. In fifteen years, the electrical cascade Scrooge had annual incomes Dollar Baby Bill Cooper in the millions. Well, hell, if all you had to do was to study trends, pointing up at a rate of 16 catastrophic trillion operations per second, you'd probably make some decisions neurological very good too. Cooper and Wilma gave birth to twins. By cesarean section. The doctor would live to regret it. Mom and Dad Cooper, thought to be responsible and want to protect their children if something terrible happened to them, had created "guardian angels" to oversee the interests of their children, institutions specialized software to monitor and protect twins legal, financial and investment needs. Since the accident that killed mom, dad, Cooper Cooper left a quadriplegic, the guardian angel is activated immediately and within three days had made massive demands of other customers. The guardian angel of Twin A Twin B was claimed for half the money, saying that Twin B would have been if not the first born of the medical intervention. The Guardian Angel Double A was sued for defamation Twin B, alienation of affection, to try to cancel, the violation of the intent and malicious litigation. The two angels also continued the doctor who delivered the twins, the hospital where they were born, and now Wilma paralyzed Cooper, who had signed the consent form by caesarean section in the first place, claiming massive damage on the grounds they were forced to litigation because of the incompetence of doctors, hospitals and Wilma Cooper. Twins themselves were unaware of the battles fought on their behalf, since only two years at the time. Even after that? Well. Because it becomes baroque. It turns out that the ever-cautious mom and dad ¬ Cooper, for fear of accidents, infertility, premature termination of a spouse, etc., have deposited viable eggs also three and six vials of sperm with the Northridge Community Garden . The death of Cooper Dad automatically released three guardian angels of the legal network, each claiming that their "client" had prior claim on the baby Dollar Bill Cooper, even if they have not yet been designed. The argument here is that the design was

implicit

for the storage of sperm and egg, but not yet actually taken place, therefore, under the protection of intention amendment, one of three descent was the recipient of the legitimate value of the dollar bill. Now religious groups concerned and the case was reported directly to the Supreme Court. (Since two judges had resigned rather than be forced to vote on any issues. The guardian angel had resisted all attempts to resolve the case into its component parts and required total solution, no resolution of the particles.) Jewish Islamic fundamentalist Baptist is said that the whole affair was a blasphemy to the mother of abortion secondary Cooper. that

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